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Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW
Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW
Regular Price
$24.95
Vendor: Universal
Product Type : Board Games
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Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo in which players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are allowed to use only single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like "nudist beach", "mile high club", or "banana hammock", but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the two-foot inflatable Spank Stick.
But maybe that's not such a bad thing?
Contents:
- Instruction manual
- 200 Cards [double-sided totaling 800 clues for maximum replayability!]
- 1 Sand timer
- 2 Game boards
- 1 Inflatable spank stick
Unopened games, sealed magic product, Warhammer product, and D&D product can be returned or exchanged with a valid receipt within 60 days of purchase.
Used books are non-refundable
Magic Singles are non-refundable.
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Pandora's Grading Guide
'Near Mint (NM)'
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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'Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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'Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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'Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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'Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '
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